01-13-2006, 12:21 AM
Marlo showed me something today: NIST Peanut Butter.
It's not just any Peanut Butter. It's from the government's National Institute for Standards and Technology. Therefore it was carefully measured with atomic-precision devices.
That also means that it costs over $500.
Info.
In the same fashion of SmashMyiPod.com, we will create CookingWithNist.com. Only we will be constructive rather than destructive.
As I explained to both Marlo and Yanik, this will be a website where we take donations and eventually order the precious Peanut Butter. We will then proceed to film ourselves cooking with it.
We can also have a segment where we measure it scientifically for its effectiveness in various situations--such as the effectiveness of NIST Peanut Butter as resolvent. Or shampoo. Even as a projectile.
We could even set up an improvised corner store where we sell peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to patrons at an outrageously high price.
"$300 for a sandwich? WTF?"
"But it's NIST peanut butter..."
With our order, we get 3 jars. The possibilities would be endless. We certainly have the camera and equipment to film this.
Yea or nay?
It's not just any Peanut Butter. It's from the government's National Institute for Standards and Technology. Therefore it was carefully measured with atomic-precision devices.
That also means that it costs over $500.
Info.
In the same fashion of SmashMyiPod.com, we will create CookingWithNist.com. Only we will be constructive rather than destructive.
As I explained to both Marlo and Yanik, this will be a website where we take donations and eventually order the precious Peanut Butter. We will then proceed to film ourselves cooking with it.
We can also have a segment where we measure it scientifically for its effectiveness in various situations--such as the effectiveness of NIST Peanut Butter as resolvent. Or shampoo. Even as a projectile.
We could even set up an improvised corner store where we sell peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to patrons at an outrageously high price.
"$300 for a sandwich? WTF?"
"But it's NIST peanut butter..."
With our order, we get 3 jars. The possibilities would be endless. We certainly have the camera and equipment to film this.
Yea or nay?
