Secret47

I like to play pranks and office prank people with my pranking styles. Want to dance with me the pranking way? I hope so because pranks seem to house pranks full of the only prank that can unofficially prank the duck and goose slaughtered prankmeister.

Office Pranks
Prank Calls
Prank Calls Funny
Good Prank Phone Calls
Make Prank Calls From Your Computer

You guys don't hate my pranking ways. It is Go Insane. OK!

Ugh. Why is File() disabled in php?

Disabled where? Here? Probably a dreamhost thing.

"Warning: file() [function.file]: URL file-access is disabled in the server configuration in /home/.batly/confusedsoul/office-pranks.merkey.net/hooks/peakclick.php on line 14"

Key words there are "server configuration." We don't have any control over that at Dreamhost. We can pick PHP4 or PHP5 and that's about it.

Stupid dreamhost.

I'm using liquidxhost.com right now with some stuff because it was so cheap(like $30 for the whole year) and the unlimited addon domain things. And I haven't had any problem with phpness. Random slowness and downtime. But no phpness issues.

I hope you guys aren't paying to much for dreamhost, since I doubt you guys are using that much bandwidth.

Oh yeah, it's nothing next to the dedicated server. Dreamhost is just our random stuff that we don't want using up the dedicated server's resources.

I updated the site. It's very pretty now.